How to be socially accepted in the office.
Always miss out on company gatherings?
Never been asked out for lunch by your seniors or the management? Feel awkward
when you just walked into a meeting that just turned from loud to silent?
Well my dear socially inept readers, you
are not alone. I for once will do my best to help you be super acceptable by
the majority. All you need to do is follow these three simple steps.
- Be smart and clever.
Basically have a
little bit of fun with those who you think are dumb. Show how quick you are on
your feet. The wittier and smarter your snide remarks are, the better. And make
fun of them in front of your peers. You’ll get people liking you even more cuz
you’re so cool.
- Fake it.
That’s right.
Fake it like how you fake your orgasm. Laugh at stupid jokes or if you don’t
understand the joke. Remember, your social status is on the line. Laugh dammit,
laugh!
- Drink
Hey what’s a
couple of drinks to loosen things up right? Kiss your boss, kiss that sweet
intern or kiss the waitress. The dumber you look, the cooler you are. Hey, if
you can’t beat them then join them!
Well, I hope these three hot tips will help
you and I look forward to hearing from you soon enough.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing.
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sebab baca sambil tengok cerita the Terminal. :D