Diablo III :Radio Ad

SFX: Lasers blazing, bombs exploding. We are in a battlefield.
Man 1: Where's the CAPTAIN!?!?! We are getting slaughtered here~!
Man 2: (Hysterical) I don't know! I don't know!
Man 1: GET A GRIP Magician!!
SFX: Monster growling.
Man 1: Die monster! Destructo!!!
SFX: Laser shot
Man 2: I want to see my mommy!! I WANT TO GO HOME!!!
Man 1: NO! As long as the Captain is here we are safe! WE WILL RID THE EVIL!
SFX: Footsteps approaching.
Man 2: ARGGHH! WHO GOES THERE!?!?!?
Man 1: DON'T SWING YOUR SWORD! It's...it's..the Captain.
Kid: Sorry boys. Had to finish my dinner. Let's finish this game.
Anncr: Diablo III. Rule the field, as if you are there.