Sick

As I'm writing this, my nose is making horrible sounds induced by the phlegm. It's fun when it annoys the hell out of your work mates ; whom are all sitting less than 3 feet away. It's getting cold in here - because the ac is on full blast. So much for saving earth. I have to be frank and Frank hates being sick. It totally destroys his flow; if he has one. There are loud banging noises coming from the outside - courtesy of the ultra mega expensive mall work in progress. Thank you progress. But my cough reigns as the champ in the office. Nothing beats the hell out of blaring coughs that tests the nerves of my colleagues.

I need to see a doctor. Sadly, to be frank, I refuse to see a doctor - it lessens my machismo attitude in front of my girlfriend. She's reading this. Hello baby.