Long Tailed Duck A.k.a Oldsquaw

The Long-tailed Duck or also known as Oldsquaw is one of the deepest diving duck - at 200 feet below the surface! These ducks aren't like the cliche ducks. Instead of paddling, they use their wings to propel itself underwater. They don't eat bread crumbs but ghetto ass food like mollusks, shrimps and crabs.In midwinter these ducks would go out and fine some hot piece of female ducks to rock it all night long by serenading them with their melodious sqwaks. Although it's a one night stand ordeal, some of the lucky ducks would end up in pairs if they decide to migrate. pretty sweet huh?

I wish I was one of the ducks.