Why we fight over a phone (and yes this post is definitely about the Low Yatt incident).
Woah, that LowYatt fiasco was definitely an eye opener - that when you are guilty, you gotta defend your ego no matter what. And the thief who stole the phone definitely gained his ego back by bringing his bonehead buddies (7 boneheads including him); he destroyed an Oppo smartphone outlet because the Oppo employees were the ones that nabbed him.
So smart.
Now, all of you have probably read the chronicle of the event. So I'll leave that out for this article. Now it's time to find out the WHY!! Oh yes indeedy-doey!
1. No Smartphone? You're a Hermit!
A good friend of mine told me that in order to get around KL, you need a car and preferably an auto car. So you won't curse like a person who has a severe case of Tourette! Anyways, if you don't have a car, then it is as if you don't have legs. I mean, that's an extreme comparison but I agreed in the end because KL's transportation service was under par (compared to Japan Railways). Just like a smartphone, if you don't have one then you are pretty much disconnected to the world. In today's day an age, a smartphone is as important as your kidney! You won't be able to function without one. Even if you have to steal a 'chaplang' or 'chap ayam' smartphone, so be it. Hermits are for monks anyways.
2. That's it really.
What? There's a second reason? Are you insane? I don't need to elaborate further how mental you are if you need a second reason. Ok ok, maybe you are from a lost Monk tribe, on a mission to defeat evildoers. And your only weapon is your fist of fury. Then, I apologize. In the meantime feel free to leave a comment or two. Or three. Shit, whatever is suffice.
(*That story about a person on a mission? Well, that's from Kung Fu: The Legend, starring the late David Carradine.)
Damn that old geezer looks like Shan Tsung!
So smart.
Now, all of you have probably read the chronicle of the event. So I'll leave that out for this article. Now it's time to find out the WHY!! Oh yes indeedy-doey!
1. No Smartphone? You're a Hermit!
A good friend of mine told me that in order to get around KL, you need a car and preferably an auto car. So you won't curse like a person who has a severe case of Tourette! Anyways, if you don't have a car, then it is as if you don't have legs. I mean, that's an extreme comparison but I agreed in the end because KL's transportation service was under par (compared to Japan Railways). Just like a smartphone, if you don't have one then you are pretty much disconnected to the world. In today's day an age, a smartphone is as important as your kidney! You won't be able to function without one. Even if you have to steal a 'chaplang' or 'chap ayam' smartphone, so be it. Hermits are for monks anyways.
2. That's it really.
What? There's a second reason? Are you insane? I don't need to elaborate further how mental you are if you need a second reason. Ok ok, maybe you are from a lost Monk tribe, on a mission to defeat evildoers. And your only weapon is your fist of fury. Then, I apologize. In the meantime feel free to leave a comment or two. Or three. Shit, whatever is suffice.
(*That story about a person on a mission? Well, that's from Kung Fu: The Legend, starring the late David Carradine.)
Damn that old geezer looks like Shan Tsung!
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